@Starlight2112: When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back.
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@MamaFizzles: My kids made a mess this morning pretending to be leprechauns. They don't know it yet, but after school they get to pretend to be janitors.
@gossipgriII: using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
@TheCatWhisprer: I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation.