@Starlight2112: When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back.
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@dsylixec: If you're trying to kidnap me, just wave a bag of cookies and throw it in a windowless van. I will happily and hungrily follow.
@StymieBrewer: Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours.
@paperphotoyo: When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess.