@INDlAN_: When someone tells me they’re a doctor or an engineer all I can think is: “wow your parents must’ve yelled at you to do your homework a lot”
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@david8hughes: Wife: I want to have another baby Me: one is more than enough Wife: we have 3 Me: the others know how I feel
@Parentpains: Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house.