@iGreenMonk: When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, "No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."
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@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@RamblingMachine: Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society.
@iAmJuddy: Wait. I'm not cool cuz I'm home on a weekend night? You mean my home I own? With no landlord, neighbors or...parents? Wow, I'm such a loser.