@jake_lach: When someone walks next to me at the same speed I want to grab their hand and start skipping
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@OtherDanOBrien: "Dark Side Tech Support." "Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada." "Try turning the hate off & on again."
@Crutnacker: Biden: Trump's sons were nice Obama: Considering you called them the Menendez brothers all day B: Uday and Qusay?