@2tickytacky: When someone yells "Fire!" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep
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@LuvPug: Everyone is acting like they're all excited for the eclipse like anyone will even look up from their phone
@70Ceeks: *He-Man at table read* "By the power of Greyskull, I have the- hang on- *pointing to script* should it say 'power' again here?"