@whalesmells: When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps.
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@Joydas: Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants
@slimmy_shady: Hey Pringles, It's time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn't exactly thin-wristed. Thank you!
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs? Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"