@JasonBerlin: When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident.
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@954LeenO: I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.
@Be___Dope: [text] Her: I picked up buffalo wings. Me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting