@nice_mustard: when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title "you are toilet man fight turtle monster"
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@Michael_Erhart: Doc: "Your arm is broken. I'll put you in a cast for a while and it'll recover." Me: "Ok, but I don't get how being in a movie will help."
@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
@Manda_like_wine: Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.