@AndyAsAdjective: When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps.
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@TheMainlandBlog: If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for.
@oakhillbargrill: Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard
@pleatedjeans: If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did