@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".
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@brendohare: People keep coming up to me & saying "You have the right amount of hair my son." Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??
@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.
@secondofhername: You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves.
@NYC_Blonde: Are babies like tamagotchis? Like, will my friend take care of it if I forget it at her house?