@scorpicpanda: When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.
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@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.
@DrunksWithGuns: Damn, girl. Are you King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table? Cause I just Camelot.
@TheHyyyype: GUY: hey pal, if you have a problem, say it to my face ME: *gets really close* i'm two months behind on my rent
@flashember: DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight