@Lunatic_times: when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead.
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@TheBoydP: Life advice: Your bark may be worse than your bite but you really shouldn’t bark at people either.
@Dawn_M_: Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
@JayCee302: Me: Yeah man, got her right where I want her Bartender: Oh yeah? Me: Yup, sitting at home while the cable man works on th ::rushes home::