@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
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@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@RoosterMustache: [with my pet bird at the park] Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute Me: *covering mr quackers ears* he's a mallard u idiot get away from me
@fro_vo: Waiter: how were your steak and eggs Me: just okay Waiter: oh no Me: you could say they were Waiter: please no Me: *sips mimosa* meaty yoker