@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
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@LackOfShame: I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her.
@leshnevsky: If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me.
@thatdutchperson: I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear.
@david8hughes: "911? Help, my house is burning down!" "Sir, we're sending the fire brigade right now." "I HAVE ENOUGH FIRE I DON'T NEED A BRIGADE OF IT."