@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
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@SamReidSays: Netflix, stop making me wait 15 seconds between episodes. I can't click because I'm eating cereal and a sandwich.
@robfee: Relationships are just two people scrolling through Netflix saying "I don't care, just pick something" until they both turn into skeletons.
@theyearofelan: Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside