@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
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@Coolisiana: (Date) "What's wrong?" Oh nothing I'm just a nervous hummer "Aw how cute!!" *perfectly hums the entire Jurassic Park theme at full volume*
@ObscureGent: The most disappointing sentence in the human language is "This next song is off of our new album".
@bobvulfov: (whispering to my tv remote after i put new batteries in it) as soon as somethin else in the house needs batteries im gona take these from u