@chamashouse: When the police asked me where I was between 4 and 5, apparently "Kindergarten" wasn't the answer he was looking for.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: Seriously. Who gets "regular strength" ANYTHING?! "Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."
@JordanPeele: I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.