@omgthatspunny: When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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@TheDailySchmuck: *makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit.
@NoogsCorner: After drinking that much, I just hope whatever I bring back home is some sort of human.
@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.