@omgthatspunny: When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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@BritishNicx: Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend.
@SardonicTart: I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.
@mjkspeaks: Maybe Jehovah's Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they're looking for Heaven's Door. You don't know.
@beliz69: Today, I asked my husband if he would still love me if I was ugly and fat. He answered, "Yes, honey I do."