@TravLeBlanc: When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses.
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@Shock_Monster: Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting.
@LADaddy: Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone...
@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person