@weinerdog4life: When there were a lot footprints in the sand, that was a bunch of jesus's chasing you
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@bingowings14: I haven't said a single truthful thing on here since I became the King of Sweden.
@jwoodham: All of my passwords are the names of various "Friends" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel.
@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?" "Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."