@PinchSuckBlow: When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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@markydoodoo: [Yelp review for Mario Bros Plumbing] Ate my mushrooms, killed ALL my turtles, stole my coin collection. 1 star. -Bowser K.
@bornmiserable: when I die, cross my arms in the casket so I'll look like I'm disappointed in everyone who comes to view my body at the funeral