@PinchSuckBlow: When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that "Intervention-y" feeling at first.
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.