@SonofConway: When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money.
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@GuyThe_Guy: I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth.
@paigeofmylife2: My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet.
@daplusk: Nephew: [crying in line for Santa photo] Me: what's wrong? Nephew: He scares me Me: why? are you [turns to camera] Claustrophobic?
@shadygrenade: "Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* "Ah nuts that was a good one."