@SonofConway: When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money.
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@OneFunnyMummy: Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself.
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent steps out of his surveillance van, knocks on my front door] do you ever stop eating?
@msbtx: Coworker: I like working with you. I feel like I can really talk to you Me: I'm sorry I gave you that impression. That's not correct