@trevso_electric: When two girls hate each other, they say "we should DEFINITELY hang out" and then take turns shouting "definitely!" until one of them dies.
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@Julie_McGann1: I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun.
@seamussaid: when my daughter is mad she points at me and delivers what I can only assume is a gypsy curse
@squirrel74wkgn: [at 25yr class reunion] Me: You haven’t changed at all! Her: Hahaha, thanks Me: *leans in* That wasn’t a compliment, Diane
@TwinSurvivalist: If I hear a bump in the night, I'm hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves.