@trevso_electric: When two girls hate each other, they say "we should DEFINITELY hang out" and then take turns shouting "definitely!" until one of them dies.
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@crunchenhancer: Women are like campfires. Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart. And, both don't like it if you pee on them. Mostly.
@danjan13: Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink
@shanethevein: If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy.
@BarryVonAwesome: I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story