@jonnysun: when u get caugt lying on ur resume but u still try to convince the interviewer that ur qualified for the job
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@markleggett: Stop complaining about the length of the Hobbit movies. Plays are 17 hours long. School plays are twice that.
@RuthePhoenix: Had a really nice moment this morning with the postman as we held hands through the letterbox. Only slightly ruined by his screaming.
@junejuly12: Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store