@SortaBad: When ur friends with white people
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@Biraahwa: Friend: Do you have a bird problem? Me: No. Friend: Why is there a scare crow in your compound. Me: Oh that? That's for people.
@JasonLastname: Target can refuse you a job, but they can't stop you from asking the guests in dressing rooms if everything's fitting ok
@Underchilde: I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there’s a lot of food in his apartment that’ll spoil if I don’t eat it.
@AthenaMystique: *Turns up "Eye of the Tiger"* *air boxes* *jumps imaginary rope* *takes awesome nap* *crowned World Nap Champion third day in a row*