@desusnice: when ur hate is strong but your bladder's weak
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@Jesssicle: If I drop something in the toilet, it's gone forever. I am not going in after it. Just ask my daughter. Oh, that's right, you can't.
@brynnester: Me: *chopping onions* Her: Why are you crying? Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid