@desusnice: when ur hate is strong but your bladder's weak
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@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
@KenJennings: If my kid vanished on a plane like in that Jodie Foster movie I'd spend maybe 2-3 hrs enjoying the legroom & quiet before I started looking.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby.