@qwertying: When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas.
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@VN_Ruben: apparently, Twilight is "so popular" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire.
@lovemydogduck: My Phone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways
@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...