@qwertying: When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas.
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@FlyJ_: The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked.
@GuyThe_Guy: Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though.
@XAIMMadellynne: I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi.
@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.