@qwertying: When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas.
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@shariv67: Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it.
@DamienFahey: The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal.
@foodfacenow: Me:*shows up to 1st date with giraffe* Her: OMG, can this date get any better Me:*pulls out saddle* You bet giraffe it can