@shariv67: When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA.
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@TheSharona06: I had a beautiful pearl of wisdom to tweet but I dropped it on the ground and one of my dogs ate it. I should have it back in 12 hours or so
@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
@TheCatWhisprer: My cat acts pretty tough for someone who disappears for 3 days anytime I sneeze.