@Manda_like_wine: When Wall-E first came out I was like "'what a profound statement" and now, a few years older, I'm like "gimme one of those sick chairs."
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@hasht4g: What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?
@TheMichaelRock: According to these Father's Day gift sections, all dads are clean shaven business men that love playing golf and think they're #1.
@rockymomax: [bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?
@dreamsinchocola: My husbands signature move is running to town "real quick" and coming home 5 hours later.