@Jessthesav: When #WasteHisTime2016 backfires on you
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@BritishNicx: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches.
@Starlight2112: When someone slings shit at me, I like to duck and let it hit the person stabbing me in the back.
@SnizzleFrizzle: 12: "Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?" Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child