@CauseWereGuys: When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches.
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@ericsshadow: One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place.
@thetits: WIFE: Honey? why is there a deer in the living room wearing your clothes? HONEY? [Cut to me running naked through the moonlit forest]
@novicefather: Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.