@Breadery: When we first dated I thought your freckles were dots of inexcusable cuteness. Now I can see how joined up they draw a pentagram.
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@neerjagurnani: Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime.
@sammyrhodes: Here’s a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?
@mikeleffingwell: STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.