@TheDailySchmuck: When women go to the restroom together that's so you can make out, right?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@RoosterMustache: Me: u can walk around without shoes Teacher: right Me: but after a while it hurts your feet Teacher: ok Me: so time wounds all the heels
@KeetPotato: playboy: "apparently they just read it for the articles" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: "well this has back-fired massively"
@BoobsRadley: "For rescuing me, I grant you 3 wishes," said the magic fish. The man paused. "My first wish is sex with a fish." They stared at eachother.