@batkaren: When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
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@ClichedOut: Me: You look amazing with glasses. Her: OMG thanks Me: *removes my glasses* But not so much without.
@1followernodad: [at a bar] *creepy dude is hitting on me* Me: you wanna get outta here? Him: yeah Me: cool. I would love it if you left.