@wesjohnson8: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
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@eric10F: "will you be paying with cash or credit?" "Cash" *start playing "ring of fire" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*
@morninggloria: Until I started experiencing insomnia I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually