@wesjohnson8: When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
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@Elizasoul80: I don't want your undivided attention. I want your multiplied attention. Make clones of yourself and give me all of their attention too.
@bazecraze: Making fun of someone's age is like mocking them for getting hit by a train because you're standing a little further down the tracks.
@koalaslament: I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth