@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.
@Mr_Kapowski: *wakes from a dead sleep*
SHOULDN'T RED BULL GIVE YOU HORNS?
@Izianikapani: If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus.
@sickipediabot: If you're one in a million, there are more than 7,000 of you.
@Token_Geezer: Buy one annoying person, get two free!
@onume_: Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum.
Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?