@3sunzzz: When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted.
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@TheAlexNevil: Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music.
@LizHackett: Every evening from 7 to 8 PM, my neighbor's child practices piano with what sounds like her face.
@suntzufuntzu: [Antiques Roadshow] When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before they reach the frame
@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.