@ddsmidt: When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text.
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@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......
@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@porters: In the very first line of the song, Pitbull claims he works very hard. He then rhymes "Kodak" with "Kodak."