@gtfml: When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
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@naughtywriter2: I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun.
@ItsAndyRyan: I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes.
@TheTobbie: Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle...
@Schmoodles: My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like "Who are you?" and "Why are you hiding outside my house?" and "My wife is calling the police."