@junejuly12: When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around. Go straight to printing money.
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@MauriceBlitz: I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.
@rolldiggity: CASHIER: "Did you find everything you were looking for?" ME: "Oh, yes..." [places "How To Murder A Cashier" book on counter]
@BlindChow: "I have a particular set of spills," Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken.
@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say