@randomlawless: When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like "I'm lactose intolerant."
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@timdonakowski: As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too.
@flashember: *stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*
@patrickhogan91: *Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* "Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"