@gerryhallcomedy: When you go to buy fire insurance for your house, don't tell them you need it by a certain date.
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@Sanbel11: You haven't Instagramed what you had for dinner yet? Please hurry up, the suspense is killing me.
@GensPlace: Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle.
@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes