@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
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@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
@trojansauce: [me on my death bed after being trampled at a one direction concert] please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation
@CharmandBrains: Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!