@fightforfood: When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress
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@Thee1_4U: My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me.
@OtherDanOBrien: [a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now] TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip
@SammySkinns: "So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?" That is definitely a reality show I would watch.
@Marilyn_Brando: *grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny jeans* "uhh grandpa who's that?" "my hip replacement"