@amydillon: When you have kids, "sleeping in" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was.
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@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@GrantTanaka: *races to airport *hurdles though security *sees her at boarding gate *shouts her name *romantic music swells I RAN OVER YOUR CAT
@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.