@amydillon: When you have kids, "sleeping in" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Are you supposed to wear your Fitbit in the shower? I'm looking to break this thing as quickly as possible and need advice.
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...
@geekonursleeve: [table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!