@LoveNLunchmeat: When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
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@SoVeryBritish: Having to hide your euphoria when a friend says "I'm going to have to cancel tonight"
@BuckyIsotope: [stranded on deserted island] *spells out message in rocks* WHAT’S THE WIFI PASSWORD
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter