@cramoska: When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: I hate it when you tell someone that you'll always be there for them and then they call you to help move
@DEgan4Baseball: I normally stay out of political talk on social media, but this is TOO FUNNY! #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner
@hipstermermaid: Donald Trump is like the "Scream" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror.
@SteveSuckington: [first date] Her: omg are you wearing a cape? Lol Me: [texting mom] ok you were right about the cape