@bummyant: when you kill a whole pizza by yourself
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@heatherlou_: Got 3 boxes of tampons, Midol & Ibuprofen at the store. Checker was so scared he paid for my shit & carried it out for me.
@Flattliner: I'm introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.