@EffdotEss: When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider.
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@TheTweetOfGod: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." - A man who owned other men.
@iamnotdiddy: The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.