@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: [doctor presses play] [video of me having a hard time slowing down after exiting an airport moving sidewalk] couple: maybe a different donor
@jonnysun: did u kno that when a plane lands the first person to stand up gets to drive the plane for the next trip
@jwoodham: The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here.