@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
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@LADaddy: Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone...
@corinnemlwsw: My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today.
@LindzThoughts: I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on.
@Tmoney68: If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I guess that puts me somewhere around the "eye broccoli" category.