@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
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@Sanbel11: Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy? Me neither.
@MsSugar_Kisses: If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place
@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.
@mama_earp: Announced sternly to students today that "only hard things are worth doing!" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to.