@ItsLaTourette: When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store
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@trevso_electric: Gum commercials exaggerate your odds of kissing a complete stranger in public by 780,000,000%
@JillianKarger: [picking out clothes] ah yes, what lovely garment shall i stain with food on this fine day