@Death_Buddy: When you swallow a spider in your sleep, eat some dead flies the morning after to ensure the spider gives you a positive Trip Advisor rating
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@Home_Halfway: WIFE: I love you NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: My experiences with you lead to an increase in dopamine and oxytocin as well
@wolfpupy: heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists
@AbbyHasIssues: I feel like whoever named it a "magic marker" was really overselling their product expectation-wise.
@rohunsharma__: joe : you pin his arms and i'll- barack : .... barack : no joe joe : it'll be so easy come o- barack : i said no