@WyLdAnIcA: When you text a guy "my shirt smells like you" be sure you spell shirt correctly.
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@TheHyyyype: ME: how old is your son? WOMAN WHO STILL CAN'T ACCEPT THAT HER BABY HAS GROWN UP AND MOVED OUT: 288 months
@garrydavenport: One of my "100 things to do before you die" would definitely be "call an ambulance".
@LionJenkins: I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.
@rickolantern: Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn