@Ivsy01: When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity.
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@Cowtuk: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability.
@Mindless4Miles: Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord.
@birbigs: "You're joking about calling it Good Friday, right? I told you the part about the nails?" -Jesus #GoodFriday
@TheMichaelRock: Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience.