@Ivsy01: When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity.
@CelebrityChez: A seahorse walks into a bar and dies immediately.
@ellieholcomb: Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
@TheBoydP: I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance...
@ICagbanusi: 7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions.