@buhsbaby_baby: When you unfollow me, I find your name on a Coke bottle, shake it up, put it back on the shelf and whisper "suck it" under my breath.
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@angibangie: 4yo: let me smell your eyelashes! Me:...ok 4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face? Me: this is how nightmares are born.
@jake_lach: I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people
@Phook75: It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well